So the price of oil has gone down, but don’t get excited we are still heading for a recession, also on the news Hungary dentists are coming to the UK to set up tents and offer cheap treatment, what are we coming too? The price of bread is to go up again, don’t you find it funny that bread is over a pound a loaf, but cakes are being sold as ‘buy one get one free’? I would much rather have a BOGOF on bread, I can make my own cake thank you very much, yes I know I could make my own bread. I tried that once, we had never got any bread, because as soon as it came out of the oven hubby had eaten it!

Another strange dream last night, this time I was sat in a house I did not recognise chatting with my friends mom and dad, (never will happen they don’t speak English).  My friend then came in with her new baby and started to talk about a club they had built in their garden and how people came to play cards there.  Then I was handed the baby and asked if I would look after it, they handed me a key on a long string and told me to go and look at the club and put the key through the door.  Next I was standing watching a family of four, (a mom, dad, daughter, and son) standing on a quay side looking out at an island. The boy jumped in the water and started to swim, half way to the island he went under, then the rest of the family jumped in, and pulled him up, they all then swam to the island.  I was then in the water with the baby swimming to the island.  We all reached the island and got out of the water, there on the island was a large clubhouse, and we went in and found the main room which was full of old people drinking tea.  Then the people who I had been swimming started to walk away saying they had to get to there classes, the mom asked me if I was learning anything, I said no and then I was in my own house with my friends baby, who was running around the house, (at 4 mouths old that’s some going). Then I woke, I really wish I knew what my subconscious was trying to tell me.

and now a joke

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it’s a bad one.

Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.. God works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers; the woman says, “So you’re a man. That’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but we’re unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days”.

Flattered, the man replies, “Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God! But you’re still at fault…women shouldn’t be allowed to drive.”

The woman continues, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.”

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cork back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”
The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police….”

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women are clever, don’t mess with us.

Be Happy