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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway…

 

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I found this over on Judy’s site and it’s a nice bit of daftness, so play along if you want to. You have to answer it one word, Ok I know I failed heehee

1. Where is your cell phone? Anybodies guess
2. Your hair? Brown
3. Your mother? Deceased
4. Your father? Alive
5. Your favorite food? Anything I can eat
6. Your dream last night? Packing lot’s of little things into a box
7. Your favorite drink? Tea
8. Your dream / goal? Health
9. What room are you in? living room
10. Your hobby? Reading, gardening, cooking, walking, blogging
11. Your fear? That I will be like this forever
12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? better
13. Where were you last night? home
14. Something you aren’t? Thin
15. Muffins? Yes please
16. Wish list item? House in the country
17. Where did you grow up? West midlands UK
18. Last thing you did? Had a cuppa
19. What are you wearing? pajamas
20. Your TV? Off
21. Your pets? none
22. Your friends? Got none
23. Your life? content
24. Your mood? cheerful
25. Missing someone? No
26. Vehicle? Two legs
27. Something you’re not wearing? Socks
28. Your favorite store? I hate shopping

29. Your favorite color? purple
30. When was the last time you laughed? Yesterday, (but it is only 5.28am and I haven’t started reading blogs yet)
31. Last time you cried? All the time at sad blogs and the news on TV
32. Your best friend? Don’t have one
33. One place that I go over and over? Pass on this one
34. One person who e mails me regularly? No one
35. Favorite place to eat? Anywhere there’s food will do me.

At the weekend I cooked Chinese and along with the homemade spring rolls and Special fried rice I made this months Creative kitchen recipe Oriental leeks Which were quite tasty.

It’s gone very cold here again and there are little flakes of snow every now and then. The birds have gone made and empty the feeders, most of it on the floor.

We papered the arch, (yes again and yes it’s still up) we did it over two days because it’s such a *^&%* to do. It’s alongside the stairs with only a small space to stand in, and its all little bendy bits, you will see when I do the photos.

Sometimes don’t you just wish you hadn’t started something?

And I finished reading ‘Tis A memoir by Frank Mc.Court, which I really enjoyed.

Be Happy

 

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite.

- William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet

 

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This made me laugh because it’s so true.


Your Valentine’s Day Personality is Practical


As far as you’re concerned, Valentine’s Day is simply a commercial holiday.You don’t place any real meaning on it. You don’t think it deserves too much celebration.For you, Valentine’s Day is just the day you avoid restaurants and candy stores. If you love someone, you already show it. You don’t need to go all out for a silly holiday to prove your love.          

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Ever wonder where and why we, (well some) Celebrate Valentines? Well here’s a site that give three possibles. Valentines is one of those celebrations that no one is really to sure about. I will admit I have never been a fan of Valentines, why do we need a day to tell someone we love them, isn’t far more romantic to slip a love note into your loved ones lunch box/under their pillow etc randomly throughout the year?

Be Happy

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.

- Anais Nin

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A shrimp’s heart is in its head.

The “sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick”
is said to be the toughest tongue twister
in the English language.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months,
two rats could have over a million
descendants.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will
increase the bacteria in your ear by 700
times.

If the government has no knowledge of
aliens, then why does Title 14,Section
1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations,
implemented on July 16,1969, make it
illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact
with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a
Superman somewhere.

A duck’s quack doesn’t echo, and no one
knows why.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print
is different.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture
a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze,
you can rupture a blood vessel in your
head or neck and die.

If you keep your eyes open by force,
they can pop out.

In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a
period of 80 years, no one reported a
single case where an ostrich buried its
head in the sand.

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

It is physically impossible for pigs to
look up into the sky.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

More than 50% of the people in the
world have never made or received
a telephone call.

Horses can’t vomit.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases
more energy than all of the world’s
nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to
death on ballpoint pens every year.

On average people fear spiders more
than they do death..

Thirty-five percent of the people who
use personal ads for dating are already
married.

Elephants are the only animals that can’t
jump.

Only one person in two billion will live to
be 116 or older.

It’s possible to lead a cow upstairs…but not
downstairs.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

It’s physically impossible for you to lick your
elbow.

The Main Library at Indiana University sinks
over an inch every year
because when it was built,
engineers failed to take into account
the weight of all the books that
would occupy the building.

A snail can sleep for three years.

No word in the English language rhymes
with “MONTH.”

Our eyes are always the same size from
birth, but our nose and ears never stop
growing.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

All polar bears are left handed….pawed!

In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY
hair from their bodies, including their
eyebrows and eyelashes.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that
can be made using the letters only on
one row of the keyboard.

Bookkeeping is the only word that has
three double letters.

“Go,” is the shortest complete sentence in
the English language.

If Barbie were life-size, her measurements
would be 39-23-33. She would
stand seven-feet, two-inches tall.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

The cigarette lighter was invented before
the match.

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza
every day.

Almost everyone who reads this email will try
to lick their elbow.

Note: I got this in email and I cannot verify the truth of any of it – except the elbow thing!

Be Happy

“Life is too short to wear uncomfortable shoes

A synonym is a word you use if you can’t spell the other one.

I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.

MONEY TALKS … but all mine ever says is GOODBYE!

I’m in shape … round’s a shape isn’t it?

I’m not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?

Optimist: A YUGO owner.

43% of all statistics are useless.

I couldn’t fix your brakes, so I made your
horn LOUDER!

Proofread carefully to see if you any words
out.

Dolphins: Don’t trust a species that’s always
smiling, its up to something!

Hard work never hurt anyone, but why take
the chance?

1st rule of intelligent tinkering – save all the
parts.

SHIN – A device for finding furniture in the dark.

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all
evidence that you tried.

Be Happy

Young love is a flame; very pretty, often very hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. The love of the older and disciplined heart is as coals, deep-burning, unquenchable.

- Henry Ward Beecher

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This artical has made me rethink my last wishes. Some people in comas can communicate via the brain This has got to be a very frightening place to be in.

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And the wall paper saga continues. On Wednesday we went to B&Q and found wall paper we liked the only problem, they only had 3 rolls. So after wandering around I found someone to look on the computer to tell me if any more was due in.

‘Yes we have a delivery over night; if you ring first thing we will put it aside for you.’

I was happy with that, so yesterday morning I rang at 7.45 to be told

‘No the delivery is tonight’

When I pointed out I had been told to ring because the delivery was supposed to be Wednesday night, and that the order was for 18 rolls, (that’s a funny number don’t you think)? And I needed 10 of them, she said

‘No it’s tonight’.

So I waited a couple of hours and rang again to be told

‘Yes it came in last night but it’s not been put out yet’

‘OK’ I said then ask if they can put 10 rolls to one side for me to pick up a 3 ‘O’ clock

‘Oh I don’t know was the reply, can you ring back later’

(I really wish they would get the staff to sing from the same hymn sheet as it were).

So I rang back to be put through to the wrong department who could not transfer me so I had to hang up and ring again, then after a very confusing conversation I was told the paper would be put away for me. I came off the phone thinking ‘If it’s the right paper it will be a miracle’

And it was.

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I have had my next appointment (25/2/10) to see the neurologist this time for an EMG/NCS then hopefully I will get all the results together. The Nerve conduction studies (NCS) involves having little pads stuck to my body and little electric currents being past down and then a reading being taken. The Electromyography (EMG) involves putting needles into muscles to record how the muscles are working. Oh what fun, but do you know what I don’t care I just want to know what’s wrong with me.

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You Are 72% Open Minded


You are a very open minded person, but you’re also well grounded.
Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints.
But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line.
You’re open to considering every possibility – but in the end, you stand true to yourself.

Be happy

this too shall pass” enjoy the wonder, be patient with the terrible

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Did you know you have to be over 21 to buy a slice of quiche. Well at one Tesco’s store you do. (You dont’ really but it makes a story.

Katie Price marries again, after knowing the new hubby just seven months; it’s the kids I feel for.

What about this one from Baroness Deech, children should look after their ageing parents. Now I feel very strongly about this, I didn’t have my son so that I would have someone to look after me when I got old. He will have his own family by then. Imagine trying to run three households on one wage, your own, plus your parents, plus your spouse parents. The law that has been past in Singapore frightens the life out of me, the parent can claim a payment from their children when they turn 60, what about the strain that then puts on that family, and what happens if you don’t have children?

Be Happy

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

It’s never too late to have a good childhood.

 

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funny graphs and charts
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I just love this program being human

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You Are a Snow Bunny


When it comes to snow, the more snow you get the merrier you are.

You believe that snow is magical and beautiful. Just seeing the snow fall makes you feel peaceful.You love to be out and about in the snow, whether you’re making a snowman or hitting the slopes.

You don’t even mind shoveling snow. If that’s the price you have to pay for a winter wonderland, you’ll gladly pay it.

Be happy

 
 
 

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.

- Lao Tzu

 

I love this song and it’s what I have been doing. Sitting on the stairs trying to think what/how to finish off this decorating I started and wish I hadn’t. (Yes I have been asked why I started it when I am still not 100%, and that’s easy to answer. I have been saying it needs doing for the past two years and I am fed up of looking at it).

And here’s a female who finds it hard to take no for an answer

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Stopping By Woods on a Snowy Evening
by
Robert Frost


Stopping By Woods on a Snowy Evening
Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.

My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.

He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound’s the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

and now hear it here sort of.

Over on the side bar there is now a link to my book shelf, these are just some of the books I either own and have read, or have read but don’t own, if you hover over the top with your cursor it will tell you, or it will if I have put in on properly.

Be Happy

 
 

The hard way is the best way to learn a lesson, because you’ll never forget

 

The first day of February and we have got up to a covering of snow only about 1 ½ in and with the thin cloud drifting across the moon the garden looks lovely again, not a weed in sight, ha ha.

I got up yesterday morning looked at the arch and thought no, I can’t live with that. So we ripped it down and took back the unopened rolls. Now I am looking for wall paper again.

It will be finished eventually


You Are Eastern


You see yourself as a very small part of the universe – and you’re still trying to figure out what your role is.Discovering who you are and the meaning of your life is very important to you.You see life as a journey, and you hope to learn as much as you possibly can.You believe that living a virtuous and reflective life is how to reach enlightenment.  

February’s horoscope

A sexy encounter on the 6th makes you feel invincible; nothing can stand in your way! Me the invincible one, you heard that get out of my way! Ok don’t then

Working on behalf of a humanitarian cause lifts your spirits near the 8th. I had something similar last month

The days surrounding the 10th are ideal for sending out CVs, going on job interviews, and checking in with employment agencies. But first I have to find something that’s part time, within walking distances and they don’t mind me falling over occasional.

An attentive friend is willing to relieve you of oppressive chores on or around the 11th. Don’t think I have any oppressive chores

A wonderful job offer on or around the 14th gives you a chance to do emotionally fulfilling work. Now that would be nice

You can turn someone’s head through the sheer pulling power of your sex appeal mid-month; hahaha sorry these ones always make me laugh, what sex appeal go ahead and make a few flirtatious suggestions to the object of your affection.

The days surrounding the 17th are ideal for getting engaged or married; alternately, you could form a very lucrative business partnership during this golden period. Ok well the first two are out and don’t you have to have money to start a business?

The 23rd is good for laying down more permanent roots in your community or neighbourhood. NO NO NO I don’t want to make my roots any more permanent, I want to win the lotto so I can move

Gentle exercise pays off on or around the 27th. I will walk

Stand up to a friend, lover, or colleague at the end of February who has been taking you for granted. I can only think of one person who does that, and she hasn’t spoken to me for ages, not since I said no to her.

Be Happy

Question everything, there’s always more than one answer.

I feel like I have been neglecting you, I have no excuses, well I have I have been running a café on face book. But I am board with it now. Although I must say some of the things people post I find a bit of a fingers down the throat job. (And these are people I know)! Then there are the people who post things because they want everyone to know or half know things, like one comment like this

(Name) I have sent (name)’s money so she can have the (thing).

Now I would have sent this as a private message, or is it that this person wants everyone to know she has sent money? Then there are all the I LOVVVE YOU’S. I don’t know is it just me? These people are not kids, kids I expect it from.
I know stop going there then. I will.

We started the papering; it didn’t go well, all day to do the arch. I brought a light plain-ish paper for a couple of reasons. The first being that we are getting far to old to be hanging over stairwells with bits of pasty paper, so I thought a nice plain light paper that we could later paint when it got dirty or we got fed up with it would be the answer. The other reason is the amount of doors on the landing means there is a lot of wasted paper if you have a pattern. As I was pasting the first piece I remarked to hubby that I thought the sample roll was thicker, he said he had thought so too. Now because our walls are anything but level or flat and because the paper is not as thick as we thought and is not a heavy pattern it shows every lump and bump. We couldn’t get the stuff to stick at the edges and had to keep going back over it, and so that is why it took all that time to do just the arch, and it doesn’t look as nice up as on the roll. On the roll it as a wiggle line pattern and looks cream, on the wall it looks like lining paper. I think it’s going to end up painted a lot sooner than planned.

I have been thinking about what I am going to do for my birthday this year, It’s an 0 birthday so I suppose I should mark it someway, I was toying with these ideas a long weekend in the Wendy house, a birthday party in the house with jelly and blancmange, pass the parcel and balloons, (I never had a birthday party as a child), or a meal out with family. Then thinking about it a bit more and having little chats with people I have decided on a holiday, why because as soon as I mention it I got the ‘Oh well so and so only eats and you will have to invite so and so, which left me thinking who’s birthday is it and who will be paying for it? So I decided on a meal with hubby, number 1 and the delectable L and a week in the highlands later on in the year in hopes we will see the northern lights.

Be Happy

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